Sir Nigel here, good day to you gentle lady, fine sir . . . it’s an honor. I was hoping I could have a moment of your time, as I’m in a bit of a sticky wicket. I’m very fortunate to have lodging in these lovely rooms, but more permanent accommodations would be most beneficial for my long-term health and … well, happiness! You see, a dreadful accident occurred when I was a wee one and I lost my sight. Oh, please don’t pity — I do quite well, thank you. I am a quiet sort, but most affectionate and will not be a bother in the slightest. Won’t you come for a visit and a spot of tea so we can introduce ourselves properly? Contact Hatbox@comcast.net or call DeeDee at 503-516-4604.